SUNDAY FUNNIES presented by DIRT BAG PADDLERS



DIRTBAGS by “Chicago”
“Chicago” guides for Kosir’s Rapid Rafts in Wisconsin. Harass him here
BUBBLE STREET by Paul Mason
Mr Mason is a whitewater canoeist and artist who is available for commissioned pieces. His work is at http://bubblestreet.ca/ 
BAD GUIDE JOKES by regular dirtbags

(We never said raft guides could spell…)

Message us on our Facebook page to see YOUR guide joke 
here! 
DIRTBAGS OF HISTORY by o.g. wallace
Mr Wallace travels the world of whitewater, residing wherever he lays his helmet. You’ll have to swim to message him.
DIDNT MEME NO HARM by Guy DeBag 
Guy (pronounced GHEE) prefers his ancestral home, Bag End, and raft paddling his double IK. He can be reached there by messaging Douche Bag Paddlers on Facebook. Look em up. 
WHITEWATER WORD GAMES 
Message us the answers on our Facebook page for a chance to win a free DBP sticker.
Gear Box:_._._.O._._._._ 
hope your buddies have one when you Wallace
Old-School Vocab:_._.I._._._._._ risky
Raftguide Lingo: 
_._._._._._  _._._._._._._ 
most rafting trips begin and end with one
River of the DBWorld:_._._._._._._._ Remote kayak destination in Ecuador, threatened by damming
LAST WEEK’S ANSWERS: 
PULLEY
SOUSE HOLE
TOURON
APIMURAC
Have a great week everyone! And remember, DBP MAGAZINE ONLINE’s mission statement:
“We exist to share stories of paddlers of all disciplines from all over the world; to interview icons and play makers in the paddling community and whitewater industry; to preserve the stories of our collective history; to raise awareness of and to protect our rivers and resources; to promote whitewater festivals and events; to report on competitions and competitors in the race community; to give a home to the artistic side of paddling in poetry, artwork, music, comics, and humor; to be inclusive not exclusive, to preach unity and support, safety and camaraderie; to break down the barriers that separate society; and to have a global outlook with a local feel.”
So get out there, be awesome, and make this world a better place!!

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